Pull Me From The Gallows

ill-be-the-sky:

pizza-drunk:

stuck-here-on-this-island:

I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT

“It’s for Valentine’s Day”

I REPLIED

“You must be lonely?”

THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.

Oh god it’s going around again

One of my best friends, ladies and gents.

(via theblackship)

fhunki:

fhunki:

A picture of the beach from when I walked to the headland at 5:30 in the morning with my mum. 


25k 🙀😻

fhunki:

fhunki:

A picture of the beach from when I walked to the headland at 5:30 in the morning with my mum. 

25k 🙀😻

(via preparedness-)

theanimalblog:

Missy (Rt) walks around her enclosure at a Gloucestershire sanctuary. Missy is thought to be one of the oldest penguins in the world at the ripe old age of 36 which works out to 108 in human years  Picture: BNPS

theanimalblog:

Missy (Rt) walks around her enclosure at a Gloucestershire sanctuary. Missy is thought to be one of the oldest penguins in the world at the ripe old age of 36 which works out to 108 in human years  Picture: BNPS